Grandma fister


one who attempts to stick his entire fist (sometimes both) inside a woman above the age of 65.
1. ethan, you’re such a grandma fister. that b-tch was old as h-ll.

2. d-mn ethan quit your grandma fisting older women and do your homework!

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