Grandma Shurley
a b-tch-ss, eccentric, absent-minded old woman who drinks h–rds of red wine and wonders why her kids are all such losers, but points the finger at everyone but herself – all while shuffling to and fro to feed her m-sses of cats and dogs.
“dude, did you see that woman?”
“who? the one across the street with the curlers and all the freaking animals who b-tches to herself all the time?”
“yeah! man, i hope i don’t become a grandma shurley like that when i get old!”
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