grandma
the only person in the family that knows how to cook.
person a: mmmm! this food tastes good!
person b: yea, i bet a grandma made it.
1. your mother or fathers mother.
2. any old lady you see on the street.
1. relative
2. gray haired woman in the car in front of you going 20 mph.
verb: to start a meal between 4:30 and 5:30 in the evening.
james: you gonna grandma tonight?
amadea: you know i can’t wait until 6 to eat!
a response when the guilty party is unknown, or when the person responsible does not want to incriminate themselves.
joe:hey, who drank the last pepsi twist?
mary:grandma
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