Grandma’s Apron
a female with a large, overlapping, hanging lower stomach or gut. in elderly females, the apr-n is accentuated by wearing polyester pants. in younger women, the condition is highlighted when wearing yoga pants. grandma’s apr-n has also been known as a bif, the acronym for b-tt in front.
carl loved elderly women especially those sporting a little grandma’s apr-n. he made it a point to attend bingo night at the local senior center because it was a virtual smorgasbord of geriatrics.
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