Grandma’s Grape Jam


the act of giving a senior citizen a swift kick to the groin.
billy: “old man mcgreggor almost caught me running through his petunias yesterday.”

jose: “oh my goodness, what did you do?!”

billy: “i gave him a little taste of grandma’s grape jam, and ran away as fast as i could.”

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