Grandma’s Molasses


the worst type of diarrhea imaginable. it wants to come out but it’s too busy becoming an awful mess on the inner sides of your -ss cheeks, and will not let go.
i’d really love to hang out with you tonight, but grandma’s mol-sses has been plaguing me all day and it just won’t end!

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