Grandma’s Soup


a s-xual act in which the male inserts a ladle inside an old female partner’s v-g-n-l cavity, and fills the end of the ladle with various v-g-n-l juices from the old female partner. the male then dips his b-lls in the v-g-n-l fluids at the end of the ladle, and f-cks the old female in the b-tt hole.
dude, i gave my friend’s mom the old ‘grandma’s soup’ and she gave me her number.

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