Grandma’s Tea Towel
grandma’s tea towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a gak towel or doddle rag.
after dropping a heavy load on his cougar, carl offered her grandma’s tea towel to wipe up.
grandma’s tea towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a gak towel or doddle rag. the primary difference is that grandma’s tea towel is used exclusively by promiscuous females over the age of 60 to clean up s-m-n and v-g-n-l juices from s-xual activity. grandma’s tea towels are most commonly found underneath craftmatic adjustable beds and under electric function and electric -ssist beds found in -ssisted living facilities throughout the country.
nurse sandy: mary, will you please call housekeeping and have them do a laundry sweep down the west wing?
nurse mary: sure thing. anything they need to know?
nurse sandy: yes. please ask them to check under all the beds for grandma’s tea towel.
nurse mary: are the female residents getting restless again?
nurse sandy: yes. apparently dr. smith is getting a paid vacation from the drug company representative again. the patient scripts for v–gr- have tripled in the last week.
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