grandpa jack
grandpa jack is the one thing that god can`t compare to. he has been around since 001 bc. grandpa jack has the most human teeth ever, collecting them from his brethens graves and keeping them in a bag made of the sun galactica.
oh my grandpa jack!
what in the name of grandpa jack!
i swear it on grandpa jack…
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