grandpa’s guitars
a term used in the show metalocalpyse on episode 1.4 (dethtroll) by toki and skwisgaar to describe old-fashioned, ancient, out of style accoustic guitars- which according to them, should be avoided at all costs because they’re apparently for p-ss-es and grandpas. it can be used in the singular and plural sense, due to its pseudo-nordic roots.
murderface: what are those wooden things? chairs?
barkeep: they are acoustic instruments.
toki: what is acoustic? oh, you mean a grandpa’s guitars?
skwisgaar: a grandpa’s guitars? that’s for p-ss-es and grandpas. i think you know it.
barkeep: it’s your only choice, i’m afraid.
pickles: whoa, this is a tough one guys.
nathan: pickles is right, we have a tough choice. playing acoustic is totally lame and not metal. but then again, if we don’t put that troll back to sleep, we may never be able to check our e-mail with high-speed dsl again.
toki: the grandpa’s guitars are smasheds!!
skwisgaar: (referring to lake troll) dudes, here comes that guy!
nathan: wait! the phones! use the dethphones! throw them at that guy!
the term used by tokie and skwisgaar for acoustic instruments.
grandpas guitars are for p-ss-es, and grandpas and i think he knows it.
an acoustic guitar, most commonly used by grandpa’s and p-ss-es.
we can’t play those grandpa’s guitars, they are totally lame and not metal!!
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