grandturtle
instead of having a real grandchild you are being a grandparent for scaly pet
grandma: hi karen where is my grandturtle
karen: he’s right here ma
grandma: well bring him over here so i can pet his sh-ll
karen: isn’t he a nice grand turtle
grandma: maybe you can start working on a real grandchild
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