granger ranger


trendy as h-ll, sense of pride that only is out done with his own image of uniqueness. hates all music that is produced for money, except cl-ssic rock and punk. skinny to the point you wonder if he is in fact a guy.
kid: this band is really cool, first heard them on the radio.

granger ranger: eh they are too popular if 10 people leave maybe.

kid: uh what are you talking about.

granger ranger: starbucks is gay

kid: what?

granger ranger: lets drink wine and frolic

kid: uh… frolic?

granger ranger: yeah frolic, no one does it.

kid: cause that sounds gay… i’m going home.

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