Granite Shitty


nickname for the post-industrial wasteland, granite city, on the east side of the st. louis metropolitan area.
yes, sir, may i see your driver’s license and proof of insurance, please?… oh, granite sh-tty. your coming with us you drunken sh-t-bag.

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