Granite Theft Auto


when a person vandalises a car/van/truck with the vehicle’s own dirt for comical effect. very often drawing the universal gta sign – ‘clean me’.
did you see my car this morning? someone drew chevy chase’s face on it. i got granite theft auto’d!

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