granny ash


1. a long and usually unstable column of ash that occurs from not ashing a burning cigarette

2. cremated remains of a female grandparent
“when i woke from the drunken haze, i watched helplessly as the huge granny ash crumbled from my virginia slim, onto the rug.”

“the eulogist tripped while holding the urn, and the mourners were covered in granny ash.”

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