Granny Day-Blower


while driving in a car, you end up behind and elderly woman who drives at least 15 miles under the speed limit.

usually occurs when driving home from work, or going to somewhere on a schedule (ala. the closing time of a store)

often confused with someone on a cell phone.

tod: “hey chuck, did you get the new video game that you said you would?”

chuck:” no, i didn’t. i was 10 minutes away from the store and i gut stuck behind a granny day-blower, and i got to best buy 10 minutes after closing.

tod:”ogh, well that sucks”

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