Granny poof



a hairstyle commonly worn by little old ladies, where their short hair is blown out and teased into a round poof resembling a cotton ball and/or cheese puff.
bingo night in the church bas-m-nt was packed with little old ladies, and from overhead one could see a mult-tude of granny poofs.

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