a old soggy flappy v*g*n*
babe i don’t wanna have s*x. you have a granny waffle.
when donald trump announced that he would’ve prevented 9/11. trumpdid9/11 was born. hey sally, #trumpdid9/11!
a chickensock in all simplicity, is when one is eating chicken and eats the skin of it first. almost like chewing the sock off a foot. stan: wow! look at amy go! darren: she sure can eat! jessica: she sure likes to chickensock…
- post-prime depression
the feeling you get after you receive an amazon prime shipment and you are no longer expecting any other packages. jonny is having some severe post-prime depression after he just got his mini fridge from amazon prime.
- pipe welding
docking after j*zzing. when it dries, your “pipes” are welded together i almost ripped my foreskin off after pipe welding with buzzy.