granola bar
“granola + bar = granola bar.”
-wise words of martin johnson.
girl: whats a granola bar?
martin: granola + bar = granola bar.
girl 2: nice explanation. that’ll totally clear things up for her.
the person who is crazy in several ways. to have different nutty components of ones personality that interact to produce a negative effect upon the person.
danny is both detail oriented, laid back, likes older women and drives a dodge neon. danny is a granola bar, seven different kinds of nuts. “that girl up at the desk is a granola bar, seven kinds of nuts”
the act of defacating in a partner’s mouth when the poo is unusually nutty. it is often ingested after the act of depositing
i granola barred in tiffany’s mouth last night, you should have heard the crunchy sounds she made for hours after that.
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