granola conservative


a person who is politically conservative, yet cultivates a healthy suspicion of m-ss culture, as well as an appreciation for aesthetics and cultural artifacts that would normally be -ssociated with leftist leanings.
wayne’s birkenstocks and his taste for organically grown vegetables belied his granola conservative beliefs.

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