Granola Eater


a person whom at first glance you may categorize as a “hippie” but quickly realize by the brand new teva sandals, ray ban gl-sses and fresh bag of granola, that in fact they are a spoiled rich kid who travels around the world, doesn’t work while smoking a lot of good pot and tells people what life is really all about.
hey, you meet that new guy in town?” “oh, the granola eater?

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