granola gal


a dirty smelly hippie woman who doesn’t shave her legs or shower. she has s-x with endangered species and eats her own feces. this became a popular way of life during the 60’s with stoners and losers.
that’s the smelliest hariest girl i’ve ever seen. she must be a granola gal!

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