granola girl
modern hippy woman minus the heroin and std’s. socially aware and active with a penchant for hemp and sodium-free soap. may eat tofu for breakfast and sweeten food with agave syrup. is determined to save the world.
you know you’re granola when you strap your five thousand dollar bike to your five hundred dollar car and vote for ralph nader.
hey, was that sarah in the suv?
no way, man, she’s a granola girl!
a person (male or female) who enjoys hiking, canoeing and other outdoors-y things. they often can be seen drinking out of a camelbak, wearing tie-dye, wearing chacos, and eating trail mix. they’re the type of people you see hiking in the mountains of the united states or backpacking across other countries for long periods of time.
my sister is a professional camp counselor. she runs the hiking cl-sses– she is such a granola girl.
a girl who doesn’t wear a bit of makeup, has a very low-maintenance appearance, dresses in mainly earth tone colors and the clothing is very casual (even in more formal occasions). she will also wear comfort footwear such as birkenstock or jesus sandals. looks very bland – like granola.
granola girl
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