Granola Hippy
a city born hippy who actually values bathing and possess’s skills such as “getting your sh-t together” but still follows a relatively hippy lifestyle. granola hippies may even enjoy activities such as video games, riding in cars, and warming their genitalia with the sp-ce heater for the h-ll of it.
“john isn’t a real hippy. he’s a f-ckin granola hippy. what a poser.”
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