granspread
derived from “manspread”, meaning an elderly person (ie a grandpa or grandma) who is obnoxiously indifferent to how others feel about their behavior in public.
man, this lady i sat next to at the movies was using her giant smartphone throughout the previews. when i told her the glare was a bit intense and asked her to put it away she said with out a hint of irony “i will”, and kept using it for 5 more minutes. then, throughout the movie she chewed gum loudly and farted at least twice. talk about granspreading!
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