Grant Kirchner


the act in which the male pulls his p-n-s out of the female moments before ejaculating. the male sprinkles some cocaine just above his p-n-s and then rams it down her throat. as he is c-mming and the female is unable to take a breath due to his c-ck planted deep in her mouth, she then inhales through her nose, thus inhaling the cocaine. the female gets an instant high as she gulps down the male’s load while snorting some c-ke, thus increasing the pleasure of the male’s -rg-sm.
man, my girlfriend gives lousy head. so to spice things up, i gave that dirty sl-t a grant kirchner last tuesday!

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