grantics
noun. aggravating acts or antics committed by a person or persons that even normal earth logic cannot comprehend, repeated at ad nauseam. coined after an internet nuisance by the name of grantm became obsessive about becoming an anime va and routinely stirred up drama on every board he was on and ignored advice.
“g-d dammit, your grantics are getting way too out of hand! you don’t make any sense!”
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