Grape hugger


one whos sense of fashion revolves around the sole belief that the tighter the shorts, the better.

derived from the visual aspect of the affair, from a bystanders point of view. the t-st-cl-s become quite apparent, often resembling grapes. the shorts seem to ‘hug’ them, thus coining the term.
friend 1:did you see that cops bike shorts?
friend 2:h-ll yeah, what a grape hugger.
both: haha!

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