Grape Spritzer
a drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of deer park water directly into her p-ssy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. the correct way to drink a grape spritzer is to get your head in close to the p-ssy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler.
hey man, let’s get shanice and her friend indigo back over here and get another grape spritzer.
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