grasp the cheeks


what gay people in southwest philly do when giving a tossed salad.

what punks say when they don’t have a comeback and they’re getting roasted.
latron grasped the cheeks of his lover latrell when giving him a tossed salad.

billy bob said, “grasp the cheeks” because he was a tired little b and couldn’t hang with anyone.

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