Graspitude


the feeling of intense grat-tude that a female worker feels when being grabbed on the behind by a male colleague.
joe: hey elliot, did you see the disgust on rachel’s face when matty patted her on the -ss?

elliot: that wasn’t disgust man, that’s graspitude!

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