grass and tortilla
when you rip out someone’s pubic hairs (gr-ss)
and put it in a used up condom (tortilla)
then you have a traditional gr-ss and tortilla meal.
commonly known as g&t
girl 1: oh my gosh, sharon and tony g&t’ed last night.
girl 2: what’s g&t?
girl 1: gr-ss and tortilla
girl 2: oh that sounds yummy! can i get one from chipotle?
girl 1: -no comment…-
the leftover g&t and little blond, curly hairs stuck to the condom by the s-m-n. delicious.
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