grasshoppering


when you’ve freshly shaved your legs, and find yourself rubbing them across each other like a male gr-sshopper “playing his fiddle” for the rest of the day.
i finally bought a new razor yesterday, and have been surrept-tiously gr-sshoppering at my desk today.

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