Gratidude
1. a synthesis of the words “congratulations” and “dude” into a play on words that originates from “grat-tude”.
2. the most humble of all gestures.
3. what you show to yo main n-gg-s! (if you are white, then your dudes, if you are mexican; then your homies)
4. used to solve the complexities of mandkind
that act dissevers some phat gratidude, you had a baby recently!
when you score with your wife on your honeymoon after getting married, and you totally love each other and will continue to love each other until the other dies. “that deserves major “gratidude”!
when you look back on your life, you look at back with a positive amplitude, you deserve some “gratidude”!
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