Grattan wank


masturbating to the lingerie pages of a clothing catalogue, as you did when you were 13 and couldn’t get hold of proper filth.

also handy for when you want a change of pace from mind-blowing internet-based grot.

(the grattan catalogue was popular in the uk about 15 years ago, and had a huge ladies underwear section.)
“dude, i went old school and had a bad-ss grattan w-nk last night”

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