Graveyard Gums
a separation of the teeth, as often caused by a lack of adult teeth and a constant excess of sperm cells, man-d-ck, and general ugliness.
wow, that sam’s girlfriend lizzie must totally raise the dead and suck a lot of d-ck with those graveyard gums. that crazy necrophiliac!
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