Gravity Invites


a gravity invite is when someone is so excited to invite someone to their party, shin-dig or box-social, that they invite everyone/anything within their vicinity. they may also invite anyone that is -ssociated with that person.
craig: hey greg! you should totally come to my party, its gonna be super-stylin! hey jenny you should come too and bring the guy in that yellow shirt..
jenny: thats paul the rapist….
craig: greg do you know paul?
greg: he once b-tt f-cked me without consent…
craig: awesome, he is invited
paul: cool… i will bring my b-tt f-cking gear. thank god for gravity invites

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