Gravy-gloves™
a porous set of gravy filled gloves that when used properly, increases the value of chicken.
squeezing chicken while using your gravy gloves instantly increases both the flavor and value of any chicken.
i just applied pressure to this chicken while wearing my gravy-gloves™, and my life has never been better!
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