gravy goblin


an extremely annoying and obese woman who will never hesitate to comment on the aroma of food within a 20 nautical mile radius. also it is not uncommon for these creatures to become infatuated with angry corporate men and to fill water beds with gravy; hence the name.
dan should never have carpooled with that gravy goblin: he tried to get out of talking during the drive by saying his air conditioner broke so he had no sleep the evening prior… this didn’t work as she replied “you can stay at my place as long as you don’t mind cats!”

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