Grease Helmet
a hair-do (or don’t) featuring one continously pasted together segment of hair covering the entire head; hair that is so greased and/or gelled that it has no independant movement and creates a “sh-ll” around the head. popular adhesives include, hair “dressing” hair gel, relaxer, gerri-curl, ect.
“the wind is blowing 40mph and her hair hasn’t budged; it truly is a grease helmet.”
“my g-d dave! do you think you could have anymore murphy’s hair dressing on that grease helmet of yours?”
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