Grease Horn
another word for your cell phone. meaning that it is used to pick up grease (aka women, guys, booty call, etc…). often used to describe a phone that gets ridiculous amounts of calls, texts and picture messages resulting from hitting on people and greasing them up like a boss.
“heey, why didn’t you pick up the grease horn last night?”
“sorry man, it wasn’t working, there was much too much grease so it was pooched for the night”
“ahhh, i get it. you salty dawg you!!!”
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