Greased Up


when a woman hears something that immediately gets her wet. if she is sitting, standing could result in an embarr-ssing wet spot.
jake: i just slipped on a puddle in the kitchen!

aaron: that’s because kelsi heard steve just won the lottery and became greased up.

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