greasing the bike chain


having a person who has braces blowing you than asking them to smile wide and busting the nut all over their braces.
guy: “smile wide, brittany!”
girl: “why?”
guy: “cause i am going to be greasing the bike chain!”
girl smiles.
splat!!!

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