greasing the cat



the act of setting up a fan at the foot of your bed, getting stark naked, and pointing your b-tt and crotch at the fan while the cool air blows your swamp -ss all over your body.
dude, it’s so hot out, i think the devil himself would be greasing the cat right now!

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