Greasy Breakfast Link
the greasy breakfast link is a s-xual act that is performed by slathering up your man meat with lube then slipping your stiff morning wood into your wife’s or girlfriend’s v-g-n- waking her up to a little morning surprise.
jordon grabbed his tube of ky warming gel from the night stand and lubed up his engorged kn-b. he then slipped it in his girlfrend becky’s tight meat glove and gave her a greasy breakfast link.
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