greasy grundle gamble
a s-xual endeavor in which the woman applies lube to her grundle (aka gooch, taint). the p-n-s is then rammed forcefully into the midpoint of her grundle (equidistant from the -n-s and v-g-n-). the gamble that ensues is legendary, in which the p-n-s slides into either the v-g-n- or -n-s.
the greasy grundle gamble is irreversible; once fate has chosen a hole, you must stick with it for the remainder of the intercourse.
i took the greasy grundle gamble with sh-lley last night; it was my first p–pyd-ck!
oh yes the greasy grundle gamble is one of my favourite pastimes, the thrill of a lifetime! its when you push your erect c-ck against the womans grundle. it will either slip in the v-g-n- or slip in the -ss and which ever hole it goes into is the hole you have s-x in.
in the pink or in the stink, i can’t decide lets have a greasy grundle gamble! by the grundlefull!
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