Greasy Poon


the act of eating a greasy food item out of a female’s v-g-n- and proceeding to use the grease as lubrication for intercourse.
jay: i’m feeling in the mood for some greasy poon tonight…

cat: i’ll pick up a double cheeseburger on my way home!

or

jay: we may need lube i’ll stop and get some on my way over.

cat: no need i’m cooking burgers, we can just do a greasy poon!

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