greasy pork


when a man sperms himself, and rubs his j-zz all over his p-n-s. he then wraps his p-n-s in bacon. after this, he sets his bacon-wrapped p-n-s onto a frying pan, and lets it cook. after he cooks his bacon, a girl eats it off his d-ck.
boy, the way that girl ate that hot dog really got me wondering if she’d like some greasy pork.

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