Greasy Strangler
a form of masturbation but can be used during s-x.
while buffing the banana apply ample volume of bacon grease to said appendage to act as a lubricant. right before -j-c-l-t–n however, grab that shlong and grasp it with both hands and squeeze tight like your strangling someone.
this can be used to prevent full climax whilst masturbating, allowing you to go that little bit longer.
it can also be used in s-x by the female squeezing instead to allow the male to keep on plowing.
bro 1: you dude, i heard you got with emily last night?
bro 2: awww yea boi, with totally did the s-x, shame i didn’t know before hand or i could’ve packs some condoms and lube
bro 1: oh sh-t dude you didn’t get her preggs?
bro 2: nah, we had bacon for dinner so she pulled a greasy strangler. it was tight yo!
bro 1: wicked radical -skateboards cooly-
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