Great Awakening

the harsh reality that hits an applehead, machead, ifool, or other apple fan like a ton of bricks the moment he or she realizes that their ipod, ipad, iphone, or mac computer is not the crash-proof and bullet-proof wonder device that steve jobs and his overhyping media make it out to be.

this is usually brought on the very first time that a mac computer freezes up, crashes, and needs to be restarted (usually causing the user to lose a lot of unsaved doc-ments), or an ipod, iphone, or itunes software locks up or otherwise malfunctions.
leaira: did you hear what happened to brittany?
jordan: no, what happened to her?
leaira: well, she just experienced the great awakening.
jordan: oh really!? her ipod quit working?
leaira: it sure did! she picked it up and tried to listen to her music, and it just gave her an apple logo and wouldn’t do anything else. that’s not all — her macbook froze up and crashed last week, and she can’t get it to boot up anymore.
jordan: wow! that’s too funny! so much for cr-pple products being crash-proof and bullet-proof! what is she gonna do?
leaira: she’s had it with steve jobs, his lies, his media overhyping, and outragrous prices. she says she’s going to take a sledgehammer to all her cr-pple junk, throw it in the igarbage can, and buy some good products.
jordan: oh, that’s cool! what is she gonna get?
leaira: she just bought a windows 7 64-bit laptop the other day. she loves it! it works a lot better than her macintrash ever did. and at half the price!
jordan: awesome! i think i’ll get one too. what about her music player?
leaira: we’re going shopping today. she’s just gonna get a basic mp3 player like mine. i love mine, and it only cost $50. it works directly with windows with no itunes or anything. i just drag and drop my mp3 files thru windows. and it’s a lot easier to use than her ipod ever was.
jordan: that’s awesome! glad to hear she’s finally kicking cr-pple to the curb!